Woman: I need to tell you something. The Marilyn Monroe mole you love so much? It's fake (flicks the mole off)
Also, you said you are into big boobs? (removes her breasts one by one) Do you still like me?
Man: (not to be outdone, he peels off his wig) Will you still want to go out on dates with me?
Both, either out of disappointment or relief that heavy stones have been lifted off their chests, take another large gulp from the liquor bottles and then fiercely hug each other...
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What does this tell us? That alcohol makes the following statement doubly true: "Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder."
某悲哀地发现,在这充满大型食肉动物的世界中,自己竟然是吃素的。
Blogging, like so many other things in life, is merely a journey, not a destiny. This blog is about the different topics I noticed while wandering through the internet.
My 2024 Book of the Year
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See you over at Slow Boats and Caravan Trails
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After 11 years of blogging at Jottings from the Granite Studio, I'm moving
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